Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Maryofmagdelene

Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

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Current husband, usually a shady ass character.

I'm so LUCKY the mystical creatures came to my rescue when CH threatened me. He so shady, but karma just paid back a big sting.

CH by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

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Current husband, usually a shady ass character.

I'm so LUCKY the mystical creatures came to my rescue when CH threatened me. He so shady, but karma just paid back a big sting.

CH by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

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Current husband, usually a shady ass character.

I'm so LUCKY the mystical creatures came to my rescue when CH threatened me. He so shady, but karma just paid back a big sting.

CH by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

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Someone with absolutely no sense of reality his surroundings, opportunitis or truth.

Did you even have a plan or making any fucking money off it with your worthless back stabbing ass. NAKED MOLES ARE STUPID AS FUCK.

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A pissed off bitch you shouldn't try to fuck with.

That firestorm so 🔥 I can't see my wallet.

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