The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:
1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. Must be completely anti-war.
3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.
6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.
9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.
8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. Must be completely anti-war.
3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.
6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.
9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.
8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
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Johnny- "OK, 2 more kills for a killing frenzy!"
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
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Get the Beat down in D-Town mug.Beatdown/Moshcore/Tough Guy Hardcore is a sub genre of Hardcore Punk. It focuses on slow downtuned Entombed style riffing and breakdowns. Mostly it's just mosh parts for dudes to crowd kill and fail their arms too. As a genre, it's so far removed from Hardcore Punk as there is literally no Punk in it. Bands included: Never Ending Game, Pain of Truth, Shattered Realm, Drain, Throwdown, Earth Crisis, 100 Demons, Bury Your Dead, Sunami, Bulldoze, etc.
Person 1: Hey, are you going to Tied Down this weekend?
Person 2: Fuck no, Beatdown Hardcore is trash
Person 2: Fuck no, Beatdown Hardcore is trash
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