Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023

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Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023

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A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.

Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!

Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!

Me: Fo sho!

by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024

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