buchaphobia

n. the fear of joseph p. bucherri; the fear of a smelly, dirty, ugly, incomprehendable nitwit

"Keep that kid away from me, I have buchaphobia!!!!!!!

by Johnny Lightning November 11, 2008

Bumcheese

cheese that comes out of your crack

James P. has bumcheese in his pants

by niehfui November 7, 2003

bumchin

arse on ones face, often defined as a second bum.

MITCHEL HAS A BUMCHIN (hey jack)

by mitchelhater#24601 November 19, 2003

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!

by Rapture1690 June 17, 2023

buchanan

A person with this as their first/last name is most likely a weeb or very weird person. This person is most likely to do weird things if you were talking to him.

That guy is so weird id say he has buchanan in his name.

by Squid man 2123 March 3, 2019

bumhat

Very simply, a hat for your bum.

Dan was walking down the road when he noticed his bum was getting sun burnt. At this point Dan wished he had a bumhat.

by PMizzle July 29, 2005

buchan

Asshole teacher. Teacher that assigns way to much homewwork and has no life of his own.

Mr. Buchan is such a Buchan

Mr.Smith gave us a book to read in three days... WHAT A BUCHAN!!

by I am FUCKING LEGEND April 7, 2008