pickle bulge

When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but you’re trying to be polite

Bradon: My girlfriend won’t ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge

by Dean Gulbarry February 21, 2019

Battle of the Bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

by CircumcisionByCombat April 04, 2022

Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.

Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

by Lil' Snarky May 08, 2017

Bulging taxbag

someone with blue balls may have a bulging taxbag

Dude, Simon's Gf has given him a Bulging Taxbag recently.

by Vhista March 12, 2016

urban bulge

An obvious lump or bulge in a persons trousers, when in a public place. Usually conceals a form of arousal.

Oh my god, did you see that man over there next to the women, he had such an urban bulge.

by Stuhen June 30, 2017

Bulging with Sclerae

Unusually common for some cartoon characters depicted with small "beady-black eyes" can have their eyes big and white when a strong expression is needed (ex. shock, anger and excite.)

Smileys are known for their signature dot eyes and their emojis like 😳 use to have "bulging with sclerae."

by El Vocabulario March 09, 2020

Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.

God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.

by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019