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Bryan

An individual who's car broke down during a Stats class.
Bro my car is fucked.
You are such a Bryan.
by pupul LLC May 2, 2023
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The most amazing best friend, boyfriend, fiancé and husband that you can ever have.

A partner that is very special and precious to be around with. A person who is kind, soft, sweet, supportive and caring.

Having Bryan as a friend/partner would bring you fortune and happiness with the amount of weirdness and fun he brings around.

He is truthful and devoted to the things he cherishes. He has passion and ambition in the things he enjoys doing.

He makes everyone happy, never failing to put a smile on everyone’s faces. He is a selfless person who thinks about the people he cares about.

Overall Bryan is an amazing person to meet and to ever know.
“Bryan is so kind, I want to get closer to him.”
by elesmisol_ December 5, 2022
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A 6' 3" man who sits in the dark with only candles as his light source (picked by his mom)and seven blankets on his bed, as he gets cold easily. He ives his girlfriend 15 orgasms and loves diary of a wimpy kid. He also loves to gamble. Bryan is very clean and tidy, and absolutely despises when things are in disarray. His house smells like purple fabuloso, and loves hanging out with his siblings. Bryans usually work in the fast food industry, usually in the kitchen because although they are quite handsome, they do not like to broadcast this fact. Bryans usually enjoy childhood snacks like cheese crackers and pizza, usually eating them after taking a hit off of his bong. Has daddy issues. Very talkative and outgoing, and loves to socialize with anyone he gets the chance to. Most Bryans are bisexual.
Amber: "Oh my god I lied to Bryan about my age".

Jessyca: "He doesn't know you're 13?"
by eokoks December 1, 2021
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That one kid who's always annoying you. He always has a distant look when he isn't talking to anyone. Avoids everyone but says he's social.
I heard Bryan was crying yesterday
Who cares just give me my chicken fries
by Clemenlime November 21, 2021
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“Hey did you hear Bryan’s laugh?”

“Yeah, hella goofy
by Y3llow0rchidz September 5, 2022
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Bryan:(

A person who thinks he's good at fortnite but is really a bot and loves the word Espero
by jake paul February 4, 2019
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Bryan

The absolute worst.

The kind of guy who had grey hair at the age of 14, but lives a stress and care free life.

His idea of a gourmet meal is a chicken selects meal from McDonald's

Often wears a bra, and sports white socks with brown shoes.

Despite these flaws, he somehow manages to acquire amazing friends who aren't embarrassed to be around him.
That guy is such a Bryan. How do people stand to be around him?
by TheRealTammy April 1, 2017
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