Bluffing

Where a man eats his own or someone else's pubic hair.

James, I heard Justin just shaved his pubes!
James: "Yeah, dude! We were bluffing all night long!"

by shitmongrel May 15, 2008

buffin my wood

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me

RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE

by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009

Braffing

When you float off into your own little world fantasizing, after anybody says something that would cause you to think about in depth. This term is used to relate to the main character of the TV show Scrubs; John Dorian (played by Zach Braff).

J.D.: Where ya goin?

Kim: oh i was just gunna walk around... why, where do you go when you soul search?

(J.D. has a flashback to himself sitting on a girly unicorn named Justin, or in other words Braffing)

J.D.: I go to some place wonderful.

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010

bauffin

Scottish slang for disgusting

Do you like cauliflower?

Naw mate it's bauffin

by Yerpawsellsavon June 17, 2017

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

ball-buffing bunion-buddies

Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.

It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Bluffin' with my muffin

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

by kiwiwtina February 6, 2009