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Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
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Briggsy's Brothel Bill

A very large sum of money. The term is a reference to the armies of rent boys used by Briggsy, the world famous gay modern artist.
How much do you owe hairy Dennis?

Lord knows! About as much as Briggsy's brothel bill.
by Gordy Frigmahole February 6, 2007
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bring roses

American English Street Slang.

A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.

When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."

Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:

Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.

Example 2:

I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.

Example 3:

Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
by Fractious1 December 11, 2017
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Briggsy Boots

Tatty and hideously stained leather boots worn by pretentious modern artists. The arty wearer hopes that the filthy footwear will give the impression that art is hard work. This is actually pointless as everyone knows that its just one step removed from flower arranging.
Briggsy Boots are only worn by the lowest type of gay arty scum.
by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006
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Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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Justin Briggs

Justin Briggs is a unknown creature, located on playstation
I found Justin Briggs flirting with a 4 year old girl on ps4!
by GODLYYAMCHA June 14, 2017
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bringas

Wide hipped cuban male with an ass like Vida.
Damn, that bitch got a bringas ass.
by 962 AMU October 27, 2007
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