Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability

Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees

by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020

the binding of you

the binding of you is a rip-off of the binding of Isaac

the binding of you is a rip-off of the binding of Isaac

by random_dude96 February 6, 2022

organizing your binder

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

Brindian

A person that is British and Indian.

Person 1: Where were you the other day?
Person 2: I was with my Brindian!
Person 1: Oh, cool!

by iamjackevz March 26, 2010

Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010

double bind

A double bind is a no-win scenario where you are either forced (or feel pressured) to do something you can't do on demand, or in a another situation, are penalized for what you do.

I'm in a double bind here: if I can't fall asleep now, then I'll be too tired to wake up tomorrow morning, and if I don't wake up, I'll be late for work and they'll fire me. And if I take sleeping pills, I for sure won't be able to wake up... I wish I could just fall asleep when I want to and get up when I want to! What a double-bind!

by Birch2 August 4, 2014

rubber binder

Upper Midwest U.S.A. term for a rubber band.

Uffda! I found a stray rubber binder in my hot dish, don'tcha know.

by Ya Betcha October 29, 2007