braden barrie

One of the most beanest beans along with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph.

He has a bean face and a bean life.

"Who's the most beanest bean?"
"Braden Barrie of course"

by Frank Iero-Way March 11, 2017

braeden burch

the kindest human ever. anybody would be lucky to even know him. he knows how to make you happy. he’s the most perfect boy. when he says that he loves you, he means it. he would risk his life to save yours. braeden burch is an amazing human.

girl 1: who are you dating
bri: braeden burch!

by brizika July 19, 2018

Braden Balser

Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff

A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an

“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.

by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019

Breadecte

To use a fake french accent and go around whacking people with bread.

"I was initially nervous about sending my kids to college in France, but when I saw a 40-year old man breadecte a homeless man, I was reassured."

by Ott-O-Man March 31, 2021

Big Breaded

Having a buch of cash and being a BOSS.

"I'm rollin big breaded right now my cuddy"

by Gunchrote September 11, 2006

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

Aimee and Braden

they have the best sex ever and they are so creamy together.

"did you hear about what aimee and braden did in the bathroom?"

by Bark Bark! April 4, 2022