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Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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brazilian thanksgiving

A brazilian thanksgiving is when you fuck a girl in the ass and make her suck the gravy (shit) off your dick until she gobbles like a turkey.
I had becky giving me a brazilian thanksgiving until my neghibors called the cops because my turkey calls were to loud.
by Brazilian thanksgiving November 24, 2021
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brazilian walnut

The sexual act of inserting a walnut into a females vagina, then eating the walnut while it is still in the vagina.
by matt tagari January 27, 2014
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Brazilian Tuck

A Brazilian Tuck is when a gentleman places his genitals behind his thighs and appears to have no genitalia.
Did you see Bobby last night? He got so black out drunk he was streaking and even performed a Brazilian Tuck in front of the whole party.
by TheRealestNiggaEvarrr September 18, 2020
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brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).
Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.
by Butt Hurt Runner January 16, 2014
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Brazilian Goldfish

When a Brazilian man ejaculates into his cupped hand and proceeds to throw it into his girlfriends face.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Josh to feed me some Brazilian Goldfish.
by Golden Corral Man January 19, 2014
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half brazilian

When they only wax your butt hole.
My friends brother married a Brazilian and 9 months later she had a half Brazilian.
by Straitpepperdiet December 1, 2017
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