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Top boxer

Someone that lives in Ancaster that thinks he’s a gangster. If you see a top boxer, try to run away faster than them bc that’s all those trackstars do. Often wear moose knuckles in the summer
You’re fuckin up da cash flow

Normal rich kid: that must of been a top boxer
by SpodermanK August 21, 2019
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SlayerS_`BoxeR`

The best Starcraft player of all times, deserves the name gosu. He's the king of the Terran and the god of Starcraft.
"That is many tank?"
"Yes?"
-SlayerS_`BoxeR`
by Eldariel June 6, 2003
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Green boxer

A schmoe with a cheap DSLR camera and has no idea how to use it. They put the camera in to full auto mode, represented by a green box icon on the Canon system. It is a derogatory term used when these people do weddings and completely fuck it up. Teenagers and sad housewives are the most common demographics. They are found by trying to save money and hiring a friend of a friend for insanely cheap.
Dude, your wedding photos fucking suck.

-yeah, I tried to save money so I spent $200 on some green boxer. 'Dickhead hand held a 70-300 4-5.6 inside the church. what a dick.
by unqueque July 4, 2010
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finger boxer

One who knows the ins and outs of finger dancing in the cunt ring. He or she is considered a professional at foreplay, and always satisfies the boxholder by pummeling her cunt box, or ass box, so strategically and to such orgasmic heights unfelt of before, that anyone involved or voyeuring instantly declares a knockout (KO). Finger boxers usually have sticky, smelly fingers.
Julie tells her friend, "Shawn's a real professional finger boxer. He busted up my cunt box and knocked my orgasm lights out last night! It was sooo great!" Julie's friend replies, "So, he TKO'd your pussy, right girlfriend?" Julie giddily shouts with emphasis, "NO! He KO'd my pussy bitch!!!"
by Dr. Walapalooza January 28, 2020
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Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.
I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.
by Super Stu October 22, 2008
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bull boxer

a cross between a boxer and any bullterrier such as "english bull terrier" "staffordshire terrier". excellent dogs idiots think their pitbulls:S
i hav a bull boxer...
by shabba d June 12, 2004
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bungle boxer

Underpants, where the nutsack can freely dangle.
"Roy went home yesterday, wearing only his bungle boxer"
by ktvsteeg July 19, 2006
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