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Bottle pisser 

An individual so addicted to a game, (usually Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG's)) that said individual will take a piss in an empty bottle, rather than spending two minutes going to a toilet because he is affraid to get killed in the game.
Bottle pisser: Oh man I got to take a leak, but I'm in this dungeon. What to do?

Sane person: Just go to the toilet man. I'mm sure your character will survive for 2 minutes. It's just a game.

Bottle pisser: Nah I'll just take a wee in your empty beer bottle.

Sane Person: OMG YOU'RE A BOTTLE PISSER!
Bottle pisser by Tom Oosterbroek January 9, 2007
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Bottle whore 

At a club with bottle service, it is a term used to denote a girl who fakes interest in a gentleman with the intent of getting free drinks from his table/ bottle service. The girl will walk away when the bottle is empty.
Guy1 @ a bar with bottle service: dude, what happened to the hot girls you had at your table?
Guy2 who paid a week salary for bottle service: they disappeared once the liquor was gone. Typical bottle whores.
Bottle whore by Spartyon311 January 22, 2014
Bottle-o by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

bottle shock 

the act of shoving a shampoo bottle up your partners anus while having intercourse and squeezing it once inserted.
"OMG, I was totally farting bubbles all day after my boyfriend bottle shocked me."

bottle black 

noun. Used to refer to a person with unnaturally black hair. The name comes from the fact that they dye their hair, presumably with something that came from a bottle.

Can also be used in a derogatory manner.

The opposite of bottle blonde.
Girl 1: Look at her roots! She's a total bottle black.

Bottle Shocked 

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.
Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

Bottle Fucking

The Act of a Bottle (Preferably a Beer Bottle or Wine Bottle) inserted into one's vagina or anus.
Peter "Can i stick a bottle in you?"
Paige "Ok, i will enjoy that"
Peter "It might not fit in, your tight as fuck"
Paige "Oh i fucking know that shit"
Peter "I Love Bottle Fucking :)"
Bottle Fucking by Morson July 29, 2009