Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.

Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.

by thlugger October 19, 2016

Blue border

The border the surrounds every Scott the Woz episode

Guy 1: What is Scott the Woz’s 200th episode about
Guy 2: It about the blue border

by thehistorymattersfan August 27, 2021

The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 19, 2017

Border knight

A Mexican who who's part of the Border Patrol

Glad to have you Mr Border Knight.

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

Crossing the Border

As a male, having sex with a Hispanic female.

Ken: "Dude did you hook up w/ that fine ass Latina last night?"

Ryan: "Hell ya dude, I fucking crossed the border!"

Ken: "You went crossing the border? Nice. Slap hands!"

by Bro Fuss November 22, 2009

Border crosser

When a friend crosses the border to Canada leaving her friends in the states and not sending them special Canadian chips and complaining about the cold.

WOW! She is such a border crosser!
Yeah she keeps complaining about the cold and won't send me chips!
Humph.. such a border crosser..

by kangaroo36 March 22, 2012

hit the border

To go to Taco Bell. Usually occurs in the late hours of the night, after 11 PM.

Adam: "Ay, bro, do we have any pizza left from yesterday?"

Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"

Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"

Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007