Boobs

Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah..

Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.)

Girl: ...Hey! Hey! Are you even listening?

by I'll Invade Uranus April 23, 2009

Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

by murdur1 December 17, 2008

boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

by tittylover February 15, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

by Ryntai April 21, 2006

Boob

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

by Martazz April 3, 2004

Boobs

The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

by AndrePaul March 20, 2009