Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 23, 2023
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Bonkered

Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.
Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.
by CoozieQ February 03, 2017
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crazy bonkers

when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression
Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly
by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019
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Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure
"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"
by Harveybundelz June 29, 2018
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Birthday bonkers

An Australian tradition where a person, on their birthday, is given a punch for each year they are celebrating by everyone present.
Gramps is turning ninety seven, I can't wait to give him his Birthday Bonkers.
by Phatzo1000 May 01, 2024
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bade bonkers

Damn such bade bonkers
by ScreamerCreamer October 30, 2022
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