Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

bonker

bonker is a rare piece and people worship them. They are funny, smart and always the life of the party.
Be like a bonker!

Damn, she is definitely a bonker.

by prin4t November 20, 2021

Cock bonker

An annoying person.

That little cock bonker still owes me $10.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Bonkers

A term used when someone or something is ridicules or crazy or out of pocket

Mannnn this nigga bonkers

by Jamieona H. July 11, 2024

Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Bonkers

When the bonkers are bonkers so the bonk bonks

The bonks were crazy last night and it was bonkers

by biggiecheeseundergroundrapper June 12, 2023