bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

bolden

Kick ass last name and people who have this last name are great football players.

The boldens are awesome at football.

by Bolden 35 January 29, 2018

Ballencio

The process of being made tech lead of an application and having all of your developers taken away.

Dhanush experienced the Ballencio Effect whilst taking over the XNET.

by Stengah February 13, 2008

Bellendroduction

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

Bollini

6 feet of sexy ;)

Damn that Dan is a Hottie!
I gotta get me some of that!

by Jamie :-P December 1, 2003