Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019

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Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

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Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

STOP BASTERING ME!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020

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It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021

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Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021

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