Blurpee

Sippin’ on a slurpee while getting a blowjob.

Dude, my chick gave me the most amazing cherry cola blurpee last night!

I came so hard from that blurpee, babe. Thank you!

by Art2ashes September 17, 2021

Blursed

When Jinan comes to visit but she can only stay for 10 minutes

I was blursed by Jinan on her way home from Pool n Darts

by Los Rigos January 9, 2022

Blurgeon

Someone who uses frozen pickles as a dildo

Damn, Jake is such a Blurgeon

by jamsy??? February 10, 2022

burzequack

Lose control,become extremely agitated

She went burzequack when she discovered the huge dent in the side of her car.

by Podular March 21, 2022

Blursed

Blur-sd

When something is blessed and cursed

Founders: Tom and Tem

Someone: "Woah! look at this picture!"
Someone else: "That is so blursed"

by HallwayJusta April 3, 2022

Blursed

Something that is so cursed that it had to be blurred out so no one else would have to see it.

That image is blursed, I'm so happy I didn't have to see it!

by 0Magolor April 15, 2022

Blursed

When you see something that is so cursed, it can't even be categorized as cursed.

"Sweet baby Jesus did you see that cursed video Trisha Paytas posted?"
"Honey, that ain't cursed. That shit was blursed"

by sauseyjane34 April 15, 2022