Blurph

A single, blurted out laugh. An LOL essentially, only it's kept short by the fact you are at work, or on the subway, or anywhere LOL-ing would be inappropriate.

I blurphed so hard at work when I saw the granny on motorcycle video that my soy latte shot out of my nose.

by urbansloth April 21, 2010

Blurt

Used when describing the act of ejaculating in a non-romantic situation

"Her forehead was so big I couldn't resist blurting on it"

by FQV August 23, 2014

Blurt

A word used to describe scouse wannabe wools and Liverpool fans

Come here you bleedin blurt ya!

by Manc76 October 30, 2015

blerth

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
Alternate forms may include blerthage, blerthagio, blertha, blerths,

I shall blerth all the way to work today and blerth when I get home.

by theBlerthMan November 19, 2016

blurshit

when u shit soo fast

shit like da blurshit

by littjigaboo May 5, 2018

blurch

A sudden, powerful discharge of bodily content(s).

As I took the last bite, I blurched some back onto my plate.

by treesmythe September 17, 2019

Bluethroat

An unpleasant effect in your pharynx due to spitting out a cigarette while laughing.

She made me spit out a cigarette and it's an hour later and I still have Bluethroat!

by Noah Franz March 30, 2020