blorft

To be unfunctionally overwhelmed but to attempt nonetheless to carry on as if everything is normal and to react to the stress of the situation with the listlessness of someone trapped in a vegitative state.

A word coined by Tina Fey in Bossypants.

I was totally blorft when I met Tina Fey.

by harmless drudge June 5, 2011

Angry Blofeld

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).

Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...

by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

Blops

The action of taking a silent but violent shit, where thine ass maketh no noise, but thine shit hitting the toilet water doth.

In other words you may not realize it until it's in the crapper, but it's just the same thing: just another stinking pile of shit.

Hey Joey, I just unleased a giant load of blops on my old thunder mug.

by BlopsIsBadMkay April 3, 2011

Bloof

a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!

I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.

Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.

by e_e August 30, 2006

hootie and the blowfish

Band from the mid-nineties that signaled the beginning of the end for alternative music.

Have you heard the new hootie and the blowfish album? Wow! They really suck!

by c_anderson February 5, 2006

blofl

originally accidental but now intentional misspelling of rofl. simply a more exaggerated, ridiculous, and completely meaningless phrase that serves the save purpose as rofl or lol.

when he told that joke, i blofl'd.

by crapppppppp May 29, 2007

drop a bloof

taking a shit

I think I need to go drop a bloof

by notknell November 13, 2009