Shit Bloke

A person who has performed poorly as a friend.

willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight

by nobbynub May 27, 2009

Blogebrity

n. A person who has become famous through blogging.

Billy became a blogebrity for writing pretentious, caustic journal entries.

by Atalaya December 11, 2007

Blop Job

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.

Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.

by Miles B. March 11, 2009

Blooper

Those squids in the Mario games.
They are a bitch to escape when you are swimming, totally vulnerable to them unless you have a fire flower or a cape.

A blooper attacked me when I was trying to swim towards that mushroom, taking my last life!

by Loodeedoo January 29, 2009

Blooper

1. A mistake
2. An embarassing scene or action.
Usually applies to TV

"Linda made a big blooper last night when she fell down on the set."

by mademoiselle September 22, 2003

shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

bloke

British slang term referring to a male. It is a stereotype of a male - the 'man's man'.

I met a bloke in the pub who give me a great tip for the gee gees.

by aj phythian January 17, 2004