blizzard

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005

Brazilian Blizzard

When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.

Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.

by BatmanCrows January 19, 2012

bizzored

bored

After smacking his juice, the gangsta became bizzored and robbed a bank.

by bill September 15, 2003

oreo blizzard

five guys stand over a girl and shave their pubes so they fall on the girl's face and then the guys cum all over her face so it looks like an oreo blizzard.

Mikehey have you given anyone an oreo blizzard yet?
Millimeter Matt yeah me and my buddies got this asian real good.

by theonewhocries December 29, 2009

bluzzered

The state of 'flubber' (a Wella gel product for hair) and being 'buzzin' (to be stoned).
The act of smoking weed, in past, future and present tense.

1) Tonight we are going to get bluzzered tonight when we smoke cannabis.
2) I got unbelievably bluzzered at that party last tuesday.
3) Hey guys, I'm feeling really bluzzered right now.
4) Wanna get bluzzered?

by PhPi January 18, 2008

blozzered

A word used to describe/insult how someone looks and feels after a wipeout following a ski jump. The person who is 'blozzered' is often covered completely in snow.

'Hahaa you got blozzered'
'You got blozzered mate!'

by meeseling_bland March 13, 2009

blizzled

the act of being blazed

dude, lets go get blizzled

by e d O double g December 16, 2007