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Birkenstock Mafia

A seemingly loosely-knit group of lesbians on any and every online edifice for verbal war (i.e.: usenet, forums, online art communities) who, when one of them is even mildly insulted, will rain relentless hellfire upon the foolish, hapless mortal that seemingly made a newbie mistake, and any fool who may speak either on the behalf of the mortal, or attempts to calm the sisterhood. They are also trendsetters and have a majority of the public opinion of online art communities in the palms of their fishy hands.
Beware the Birkenstock Mafia, they own this 'net
by BurningForCheetos April 6, 2005
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Birkle

The brown stain around the rim of a female buttwhole.
After Tommy ate the mexican prostitute's birkle, his lips resembled those of a 2 year old eating chocolate pudding.
by Kyle O. July 11, 2007
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blerk

To vomit quickly, and oftentimes secretly, to avoid disclosing the fact that one needed to throw up.

This can be done for a number of reasons:

1. To hide the fact that one is sick
2. To hide the fact that one has had too much to drink at a party
3. To hide the fact that one is throwing up down the back of a friend or enemy's shirt
What is that smell? Awww...! I wonder who blerked on me...
by Mr. Nauti June 19, 2010
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Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!
Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?
by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
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Birkenstocks

Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.
Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!

Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?

Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
by Gamelockedtight March 27, 2009
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birkis

(adj.) derogatory word used on parents; (n.) shoes
OMfG they are being such effing birkis! or

Wayy cute birkis ally. =
by scuggy January 31, 2008
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Birk

A nerdy, genius and stubborn person
I never play chess with my boyfriend. He's so Birk in chess.
by bibbling March 9, 2017
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