pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

Batey

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.

From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"

by CrazyToad August 5, 2018

Unlimited Blade Works

Reality Marble created by Archer (Fate/Stay Night) that allows him to control a large number of weapons.

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to life, nor known to death
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works!

by Arblast December 17, 2008

beater

A car used for daily transport to avoid damage or wear on a nicer car.

I drove my beater to work today, it's raining too hard to take the Z.

by DrewZee May 10, 2003

bate rape

Telling a girl, preferably one who finds you to be a creep/unattractive, that you've masturbated to her. A play-on-words from "date rape".

guy: You were on my mind all night, allison.
girl: You keep bate raping me and your testicles will not be found again.

by Blackbird February 6, 2005

Turd beater

Usually a term for gay men, who participates in anal sex.

Beats another mans turd, hence the word turd beater!

by Sanny and Robert June 11, 2006

off the beaten track

Where tourists don’t normally visit. Somewhere more adventurous compared to popular destinations.

“Ronald hates following tour guides around temples with flags and hordes of other tourists. He prefers to go off alone and explore; he likes to see places off the beaten track, which are not on the main tourist routes”.

by Angela Yang August 5, 2008