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bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021
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office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
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Babi-bladder

A condition known to the Babos family, where there is always a need to use the restroom. This condition is more common in Babos children, and can flare up on vacations or in formal dining rooms.
The children at the dining room table all had babi-bladders, because they all were Babos children.
by mynameisrichie August 21, 2008
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Bladder Exchange

When two gay men simultaneously urinate into each others urethras
Micheal:"Seth, did you hear what Carson and Nic did last night?"
Seth:"No, what?"
Micheal:"They did a bladder exchange!!"
by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017
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Warehouse bladder

A seeming need to go to the toilet all the time. Typically used as a way to tease an individual.
by Moonbelt December 5, 2020
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Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."
by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014
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Bladder Trap

When a person on the asexual spectrum gets uncomfortable feelings in their nether regions from the need to pee or just after peeing.
'Dude I have the worst case of Bladder Trap right now, istg im gonna cry it's so uncomfortable'
by goth_boy975 October 21, 2022
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