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Blacktown Josh 

A rather round bikie looking dude, balls the size of mangoes, The last man he fucked, was impregnated for 6 years. Doctors say their was enough sperm out of them nuts to build 300 tattooed pelicans exactly like him.
Don't blow in her, you have nuts like Blacktown Josh
Blacktown Josh by Philphilphilphil December 23, 2023

blacktown demon 

the most notable and respected person in blacktown everyone runs away when they are in a 200m radius within him

he does the most crimes and has the most aura and owns the city.
me: oh shit its the blacktown demon
friend: BRO RUN AWAY

Blacktivity 

A pejorative term used to stereotype Black people by associating them with specific behaviors or activities typical of their race, particularly those linked to criminality or negative conduct.
"There was some 'Blacktivity' going on at the corner store last night—of course, someone got arrested."

"Did you hear about the fight at the park? Just more 'Blacktivity' if you ask me."

"We went to that block party, but it turned into straight-up 'Blacktivity' when the cops showed up."

Blacktooth headset 

The type of “headset” typically used by lower income African American mobile phone users. Aka: yelling into a speaker phone in public.
Jesus what’s that loud ass Ebonics riddled noise?

Oh that’s Lashanda using her blacktooth headset so everyone within a mile knows why she ain’t tryna hear all dat.

blacktimistic 

The Black version of the noun ‘Optimistic’ typically containing more hooting and hollering along with theft than the average optimist.
Demarquavious was very blacktimistic about his upcoming basketball game.

Blacktoes Intolerant

The public display of hygenically unkept,ashy feet that include thick,long, yellowish toenails.

Sometimes put on display and accented with elaborate shoes,flip flops,sliders, and DO include wedges.

This intolerance is not derived from racial indifference but rather a physical reaction to above said displays.

Typically an involuntary reaction which can involve staring, open mouthed wonder, or even new 'ick" unlocks. The display is most often unwarranted and takes place in public with little to no warning, leaving said "observer " with a new unexplainable social disorder.
After going to the salon, I've developed a new condition called blacktoes intolerant.
I developed blacktoes intolerance in the military.