bible

1a: The holy book of the Christian religion.
1b: The sacred book of Judaism.

2: A very inspiring book in any particular field.

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"

by Save May 28, 2005

bible

4 books of acid
10 hits is in a strip
10 strips in a book
4 books in a bible
guaranteed to screw you up

that bible made him go permanently insane

by joe goo October 21, 2008

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

It's written in Gothic and it says and Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, Ashtré is foolish. It's history comes from bulletin posts on a website called Imgoth.com. A user with the display name Ashtré tried to pretend he knew what something said that was written in Gothic. And every post made he thought were in Gothic he would respond with Wulfila's Bible, The imgoth user in aiwins naht started posting messages in different Germanic languages to have Ashtré respond saying Wulfila's Bible. After a few time of this a bulletin post was made giving all information on the actual languages and the English translations. After this was the first post of the phrase jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré. Now whenever Ashtré says or does something foolish, a post is made of "jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré"

This has been brought to you by:in aiwins naht

in aiwins naht
weihnai namo þein

In aiwins naht {0.-.-.-..0000029A}Ashtré I have screen shot you saying you lied and you saying that I am the one that made the bulletin posts.

Ashtré_30320 So?
Ashtré_30320 will anyone believe you/
Ashtré_30320 ?

because Ashtré responded to being told that his words were screen shot with a question asking if anyone will believe it. The response to this would be jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

by (Everyone on earth) December 18, 2009

Bible fight

When you and at least one other person fight,using bibles as weapons.

"Hey you kids stop defacing the bible!"
Kids:"We were just bible fighting..."

by Nickthenec October 20, 2006

Bille jean

Some hoe who think your her baby daddy

Man....did you see that bille jean last night

by Ilkjg12466 October 8, 2016

Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion

-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.

Guy: *sits down at the subway*

Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019

bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003