Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.

“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”

by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021

Irish blessing

An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).

Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.

by TyOshea October 28, 2013

blessing an ass

the act of ejaculating onto an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?

by assgod6969 May 24, 2017

blessinglopsy

a unknown underated tiktoker who plays roblox and is bffs with unclewillne <3

omg blessinglopsy is so underated !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pdofkgjoidhfs;djoa'skpl December 13, 2020

Blessing

A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.

Blessing the one that went out with that bum

by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021

Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021