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Pennsylvania Toll Booth

As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.
Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.
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Fat Booth Face

Someone who in real life actually has a face that looks as if it had been fat booth-ed.
Guy 1 - You See that guy over there bro?

Guy 2 - Yeah, he's got a Fat Booth Face!
by imgarrett June 21, 2011
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spooge booth

A quarter booth where one can view pornography. Usually supplied with a stool, towels, and disgusting sperm odor. For the extremely skanky.
I can't believe he went into a spooge booth....fucking skank!
by JJFADS January 7, 2005
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The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.
While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.
by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009
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both ways

a sexual attraction to members of both genders (male and female).
The best way to work out a threesome is to find two bitches that go both ways.

"..and I bet you didn't know that she go both ways." -XXplosive
by Nick D May 22, 2003
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Botherish

(adj): 1.To be bothersome.

2. Something that bothers you
His voice is so botherish, it really annoys me.
by sweeetie94 January 20, 2011
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toll booth chicken

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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