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Benchies

A group of team mates that enjoy warming up the bench during games. They laugh too much and are occasionally yelled at by coaches and other team mates. But they sure do know how to have one lovely of a time.
Dolly, Oscar, and Belva are benchies for the softball team.
by Spiffy13 November 11, 2009
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man bench

a chair or bench outside a store or mall that men use while their women are shopping.
Tom and Keith sat on the man bench when Cheryl and Cindy went into Dress Barn at the local mall.
by chub December 31, 2006
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Bench-Wench

A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.
Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!

Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
by Mattlex March 24, 2009
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Bench

For a girl to sit on a guy's lap facing him while they kiss.
'Were you guys standing or did you bench him?'
by sherlockedgirl April 6, 2015
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Benchaud

A funny Guji/Hindi word meaning sister fucker. See fucker :)
1: Benchaud
2: Your mum
by TejTejTej August 15, 2006
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On the bench

Between client engagements.

IT consultancies are companies who make their money by sending out their employees (programmers, DBAs, business analysts, etc.) to do software projects for their client companies, usually on-site at the client's office.

An employee who is "On the bench" is not on-site, but is sitting back at head office waiting for billable work. They might be doing something useful like self-training or working on an internal system, or they could be just slacking off and editing Urban Dictionary.

But either way, IT consultancies make money by billing their clients for the hours that their consultants spend there, so being "on the bench" costs the company money.

Being on the bench isn't the same as being unemployed - a person on the bench will still get their monthly salary. However, it may lessen their bonus or feed into decisions for who gets laid off. Consultants understandably become worried that nobody wants their skills if left on the bench for too long, especially if other consultants are in demand.

The phrase comes from an analogy from team sports like football or basketball - some of the team are on the field playing, and the rest are sitting on the bench waiting for their turn to go out and play.
John has been on the bench since he rolled off the Megacorp billing system project last week.
by CityNewt October 15, 2010
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Bench Bomb

Counting from 10 to 0 and then taking a massive shit on a public bench while screaming "BOMBS AWAY!!!"
"Did you just see Jose over there? He just did a massive bench bomb next to that old lady lol."

"...Dude that's your Grandma"
by The Beast of the NorthEast February 5, 2012
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