nipple bleeder

When your chest workout is so intense or heavy that your nipples bleed.

Person 1: Dude I benched so much today. My chest is ridiculously sore.
Person 2: Ah, you must've done a nipple bleeder today then,

by chestbruh June 18, 2016

bederosexual

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."

"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."

by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010

Bleeder

embarrassing picture of someone

He really posted a bleeder of me

by trying to help with words idk November 27, 2019

banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.

When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.

by hinterland August 5, 2003

Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.

"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."

by anonymous April 24, 2010

boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

by bjergen May 24, 2007

fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.

I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.

by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004