Milk bottle

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly

Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.

by Wrist Wrangler October 12, 2011

Bottlecap Eye Syndrome

When the clock strikes around 2:00am and your eyes suddenly start to feel like they are two bottlecaps stuck to your face.

Alex: "Oh its already 2:00am"
Zak: "Yeah, I've got some rotten Bottlecap Eye Syndrome."

by AlphaMayell April 19, 2010

bottled water

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

by alilhappything June 28, 2006

Bottle Clap

When one breaks a bottle(wine or beer)on someone else.

-"James was so drunk at that party I had to bottle clap him over the head to put him out!"

-"That girl's so ugly, it looks like someone bottle clapped her face."

by marie006 January 16, 2008

bottaye

arsehole

'Hi vicar, thanks for coming round for tea and scones. I hope you don't mind if I stand, but I had 10 pints and a curry last night and my bottaye is a trifle sensitive'.

by John Kebab June 2, 2009

bottlebin

bottlbin is the act of inserting one's limb into a crevice of a human body in a non-sexual manner, such as the arm pit, ear, or the knee pit.

A bottlebin to the arm is bottlebin in its purest most untainted form and is regarded with respect and dignity.

The opposite of a bottlebin is a chikubin, the act in which one clamps one's hand over the nipple of a target and gropes in a non-sexual manner.

The Treaty of bottlebin

1. Thou shalt not bottlebin without reason.

2. Thou art bottlebinned.

3. Thou shalt always keep the name of bottlebin revered and sanctioned upon thy lips

4. Thou shall bottlebineth with courage and valor

5. The Gourd is my bottlebin

6. Thou shall honor the bottlebin above all paperbins, otherbins, and spare trash bag bins

7. If thou art been bested by a bottlebin thou shalt admit bottlebinular defeat

8. Dare to bottlebin

You can also recycle bottles in a bottlebin.

Jack walked down the corridor relaxed. Jun jumped out and with a flash of movement, crisply placed his hand upon the breasteses of Jack, chikubinning him. Jack countered with a pull to Jun's arm, leaving his arm pit exposed to a mighty bottlebin, leaving Jun crippled in bottlebinular defeat.

The two were at a stalemate, each's hand tied up with the other, searching for a weakness which they could exploit with a quick jab or strike. With a diving motion, Jack thrust his head into a dive and swiftly uplifted, bringing his head into full bodied bottlebin, ending the duel.

Jun was once again left in bottlebinular defeat. It was then he discovered the dark arts of chikubin.

To be continued.

by Dr. Smoof May 30, 2011

Blottie

Your BFFs hot friend

Did you sees Jake’s blottie? She’s so hot…I have to hang out with him more often.

by Bingus! June 12, 2021