Balter Banter

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "

We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!

by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

by ausxau June 18, 2017

Archbishop of Banterbury

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Alright lad, who named you the Archbishop of Banterbury.

by Smiffy-Sniff May 16, 2018

bantersaurus rex

those who display an abundance of banterlicious banter
usually found in banterville

hey, have u seen that guy over there, hes a bantersaurus rex.

by lord chizzle of chizzleton February 14, 2009

bater's block

like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.

Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched

by Nicklovin March 8, 2009

bastert

a bastardization of the word bastard

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you. People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you because you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.

by 1234chris January 10, 2008

Master Baiter

A man who is greatly skilled in handling any bait, preferably the large nightcrawler he's got in his trousers.

"Uhhhh uncle Rick...why are you taking your pants off?"
"Now you see here sonny...to hook a big sumbitch you need a big worm and lucky for us, I happen to be a master baiter myself"

by AceJohnson69 February 18, 2020