pimp bath

A shower that only includes the washing of the mouth, hands, and genital region. Usually taken or given after a frowned upon sexual event the night before when there is no time for an actual bath.

I woke up next to the beast, ran home and took a pimp bath.

by Snookiezinc September 20, 2009

Canadian Bath Pillow

The empty plastic bladder inside a finished-off box of wine that can find new life once inflated for use as a bath pillow.

Or just shorthand for cheap box wine.

Hey Brad... Pour me some more Merlot out that there Canadian bath pillow!

by Chack'n January 10, 2014

College Bath

A college bath is practically spraying yourself with cologne in order to smell good to avoid taking a shower for days, weeks, and sometimes even months.

"Yo I'm so fucking tired, I smell like shit, and I haven't taken a shower I'm days. I don't feel like taking one either."

-"Hey dumbass, why don't you just take a college bath!

by TheOfficialAnthoneenee February 18, 2014

Smack Bath

Taking a bath as hot as you can after downing a bottle of red, half a glass of jaeger and listening to grunge to fully replicate what it feels like to take smack

After a day like today all I need is a smack bath and an early night

by WAGWANNN February 8, 2015

depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.

Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.

by angela larochelle October 12, 2017

Sloth Bath

When you eat a meal in the dark

I bought pizza!
Great, let's turn off the lights and have a sloth bath!

by Tariq the Mighty Assassin December 14, 2018

Lip Bath

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.

I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full of nut and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019