Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

bartolo

this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck

you are such a bartolo

by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008

Barstool

verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings

Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.

Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.

by esCo February 25, 2003

Bartholomew

bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person

hey look it's bartholomew

by ddffffeerf April 14, 2021

Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu

Man capable of romancing any woman. Penis about 29" long. His alternate persona is Bartolomeu who is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world. He has sex 24/7 with women such as Rosa Acosta and Melanie Iglesias. In other words, Ronnie (Bartolomeu) is the sexiest man alive, Da ABSOLUTE BAWSE !

Bro, yesterday I ran into Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu? I'm not sure, but I think I'm gay now.

by Zeee BOSS August 16, 2011

Bartholomew

An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.

by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019

Barstool

A polite way of saying the word bastard

You barstool

by Thingymbob August 5, 2017