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barbed wire rape

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.
Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.
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Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.
Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.
by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019
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jenna's baked goods

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!
by Nessie LeNinja February 13, 2010
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Fansy the Famous Bard

An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.

In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
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baked

when you are just feeling more than a nice buzz, you are baked.
"I'm pretty baked".
"on the scale?".
"on the scale, I'm about 4.6".
"right on".
by tittyfucking November 5, 2006
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Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.
My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.
by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009
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Bæder

multi-ord: 1. når et individ er mæd sinna og er klar for å gå løs på noen. 2. Når noe eller noen er på noe bullshit å bare wilder
1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna

2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder
by Young EggGod March 7, 2019
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