Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.

Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.

by rare flower August 11, 2010

Barber Shop

v. When a man brushes his johnson against an unwilling victim.

I once saw a guy catch a barber shop to the face at a Phish concert, full nuts.

by JonDutch November 8, 2004

Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010

Barber Shop

The way a female is dressed....looking good,sexy,fly,hot etc. A bad bitch/Diva
-If you were to walk into a barbershop full of men and they all are tryna holla. MISSION ACcOMpLISHED!
-If they jus look and continue doin wutever they were doin...STEP UR GAME UP!

#1 Female walks into Barber Shop to pick up her son& pay barber
Random man-Wooo sexy!.Cum here,let me tlk to ya babey!
Random Man#2-Let me pay some uh dem bills
Random man#3-Say girl...let me hollatcha!!


At the house gettin ready for the party..one of ur homegirls call askin what u wearin.
You respond.
*Giirl I'm BarberShop tonight...
...Well shit me too bitch u not bout to have me looking hulled while u fly as hell!At first I was bout to throw on some jeans & go...Hell naw now lol

by Iloveit89 April 15, 2009

burke barber

a little blonde hair fucker who thinks he is the saskatchewan snowmobiler of the year but yet is the dumbest mother fucker you will ever see.

fuck you Burke barber

by Byron regina February 25, 2011

Pulling a Barber

Going home to workout in one's basement after work on a Friday instead of going straight to the bars.

Dave is pulling a Barber tonight.

by JayDJayD January 15, 2011

below barber

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).

it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first

by tory borty November 16, 2013