Pie Balling

When a man dips his balls into a pie when no one notices and then servs the pie to his relatives

"Oh you sick fuck! your pie Balling!"

by Farknoggler October 17, 2008

Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.

"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."

by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010

Long balling

The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.

Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.

by TwistNdip June 9, 2013

Melon Balling

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011

Snow Balling

after a woman performs oral sex on a man and than spits his cum into another womans mouth.

after i blew my load in her mouth she grabbed her girlfriend and went snow balling.

by scott crowley December 28, 2005

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Balldozing

Balldozing is an exciting sexual maneuver in which a man (the balldozer) first enters the female in the missionary position.

After a series of thrusts in which the man's testicles smack off of the females anus, the man removes his penis from the woman's vagina and drags his balls up her stomach and chest to her chin where they rest while he finishes in her mouth.

Score extra points for a slimy streak.

"What's that streak on Vicky's chest and chin? Is that some sort of religious marking?"

-"No, Mike was totally balldozing her in the pool rec room!"

by Flanagan McQueen December 7, 2006