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cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart
Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy
by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021
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Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
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Baldy

The term used when one shaves only one testicle and leaves the rest of the groin area to reach rainforest proportions.
*at a nude beach*
“Oh look he’s got a nicely kept baldy right there
by i’mactuallygod June 19, 2021
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Baldy

Baldy Top stat wanker wants to fist mumma

Huu hu Fuck off jack
No Karl Baldy top fucking stats
by Wu94 November 20, 2025
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Baldi scratcher hangout v3

The one gc you (don’t) wanna _join_
by Baldimoer December 30, 2023
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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
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Baldy Locks

Baldy Locks:\bal-dē-läks\ Good at giving head,derived from the fanbase the Barbz devout followers and super fans of "The Queen Of Rap" Nicki Minaj
by Rengokus Waxed Pubes April 14, 2022
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