Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 10, 2010

selective memory loss

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

by smlchk November 2, 2009

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

by Maybelline September 26, 2005

Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss

I had a “memory loss Monday”

by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021

Lol "Lot's of Losses"

Stands for "Lot's of losses". It is the ultimate "L". Used when you can't come back from a situation.

Examples include: bringing warm beer to a tailgate, acting like a clown in public, messing up big time, or , the ultimate version of being roasted and toasted in a situation.

- I forgot to bring my wallet and my date had to pay for our meal.
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot's of losses"

-I forgot we had our final exam today
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot of losses"

by dollahbillphil October 1, 2019

Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."

It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.

by mixiehat October 2, 2019