ninja assassin

(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)

Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!

by Kushikime December 1, 2009

status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.

Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"

by bee-ri November 17, 2009

thread assassin

A person who kills every thread they post in, normally in two posts, the first makes the mood go OMFG, then the final post comes.

Damn, my thread was going well then that fooking thread assassin came and now I don't think there's a living thread on here!

by Threadkilla January 25, 2015

Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.

Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!

by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009

Friendly assassin

A npc from the game rune factory 4, who helps the protagonist of the game in multiple ways and even gives them a legendary dagger.

"Friendly assassin was my favorite npc from rune factory 4!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Butt Assassin

a person who seeks ass and penatrates it while being stealthy

A young boy was walking down the street, little did he know his butt was about to be assassinated by the always leathal Butt Assassin.

by omgthatreallyhurt January 10, 2011

Assassin snail

An assassin snail is a snail that kills other snails.

I bought an assassin snail from wal-mart.

by Lucario6669 September 30, 2016