mongoose

long bird

look long bird over there also named mongoose

by dometray September 14, 2021

chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 15, 2019

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

angry mongoose

The "Angry Mongoose" is when you are engaged in Anal intercourse and you roughly slide your middle+index finger of both hands in the Ass region as well.....

"Awe man, i was ramming that chick so hard, and then i gave her the Angry Mongoose

by DL December 8, 2018

Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.

Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.

“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”

by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022

Mongoose Moaner

Someone that moans heavily in the bedroom

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing

by Aussie cobber September 3, 2022