Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

by hillbillybob12 January 22, 2013

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Arse Tourist

1. A person who like to tour the depths of a forigners anal passage.

2. Rimming whilst abroad.

Guy 1: My friend Mat's just got back from Singapore after licking out some guy's butt hole.

Guy 2: God, he sounds like a right Arse Tourist.

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I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...

by Arse Rat February 22, 2003

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Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003

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a tattoo just above the buttocks, having a central section and curving extensions on each side

She bent over and revealed the arse-antlers that were hidden under her shirt.

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someone thats being a royal pain in the arse

by Shanearsevonbanearse November 14, 2008

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A term to describe a large posterior and hips of an obese person, giving the effect of a shelf.

Bloody hell! You could rest a pair of candle sticks on that arse shelf!

by bennybumflaps February 10, 2007

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