Badger's Armpit

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
by goody5 December 09, 2010
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armpit wedgie

when one gets the shirt or bra stuck in their armpit, as in the position of the underwear and the butt in a traditional wedgie.
the armpit wedgie that jim had made it impossible for him to do push-ups in gym.
by ~Temari November 19, 2009
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Armpit Carmel

Fibers of material that stick to ones ball-sack after extensive sweating
Me after working out: I've got enough armpit carmel to make a sweater
by funnyjunkie123 July 10, 2010
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armpit of hell

Bowbells, North Dakota
by bassman January 23, 2004
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Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.
Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"
by Muckleash November 24, 2014
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Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff
ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff
by jackandsallysloveeeee June 10, 2007
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armpit repellent

The armpit roll on, the armpit spray, keeping the armpit from functioning properly, stinking.
John put some armpit repellent hastily because he had sweated like a pig and he was stinking!
by Jim Beam13 April 13, 2009
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