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armchair tourist

Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view
Oh, I've never actually been to New York, I'm just an armchair tourist
by Geyserburd November 7, 2023
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Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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armchair biologist

a person who only cares about biology when they wish to invalidate trans people … likely never engaged in biology class beyond that cheat sheet they made for their ninth grade final exam.
“These anti-trans bills are the latest wet dream of armchair biologists who love saying, ‘trans women are men’. Yes, we get it - you think we’re hot, and that scares you.”
by MotherStarling March 15, 2023
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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.
John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.
by Andymex June 30, 2017
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Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.
They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.
by GLOTCH November 9, 2010
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Armchair Strategist

Refers to someone who gives "ideas" about how things should have been done differently, or needs to be done in a better way, but has neither the ability nor the knowledge that required to deal with the case, and has never been in a similar scenario and never experienced in the like. Resembles the proverb: "After the ship has sunk everyone knows how she might have been saved".
"The marine's caption heard a lot of armchair strategist after he failed the battle".
by Shipi June 25, 2018
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