Appalachia urbexing

exploring falling down areas that are in rural areas especially in the rust belt that were also built by rednecks or later not taken care of by ppl who don’t believe in using fluoride anywhere because the government is out to get them. the rubble is insanity and looks like a scary movie. super fun actually and a lot to analyze.

we went Appalachia urbexing and i wasn’t sure we’d ever return from the black hole of insanity and rubble of nonsensical BS… whoever’s fam tree who used to live there didn’t have many branches.

by bunnyamy January 11, 2023

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

appellate judge

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego

Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin

by Butter Mike June 1, 2023

The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.

Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.

by cilerder86 June 24, 2009

Douche-appaloosa!

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.

'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'

by Soul_scion February 11, 2010

hiking the appalachian trail

The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.

"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."

by ashesfallingdown June 25, 2009

Appalichian American

A PC term for any number of Americans who by region, decent or choice are hillbillies, hilljacks hilligans or carnival workers.

"Mommy that hillbilly running the tilt-a-whirl was looking up my skirt" "Milly we don't talk that way he's an Appalichian American"

by Larry Brown June 22, 2007