When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007
Get the Dead Animal Pickup mug.A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.
Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!
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Get the fucking animal mug.A political satire written by the well-known author George Orwell during 1945, when the United States was allied with Soviet Russia. Orwell shows the true flaws in communism.
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Get the Animal Farm mug.an album released by Marilyn Manson in 1998--the album with the infamous tittied redheaded alien cover. Consisting mostly of well-produced glam rock (incuding "The Dope Show"), it served as the narrative sequel to the 1996 album Antichrist Superstar (though a lot of people never quite figured out how that worked exactly). It is considered by many (though not all) to be the band's best album to date.
A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."
B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.
B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.
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Get the Boosted animal mug.A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.
Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
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