amish pingpong

while the man is in doggy style position, the woman bats the testes of the male

Ruth and I had a great round of amish pingpong last night, but I can't walk properly today. Because my nuts hurt.

by Larry the Man with the plan and a PhD December 8, 2006

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

amrisha

someone who has an amazing personality, is bright, and is absolutely HILARIOUS. <3

omg shes so funny and smart!!

That's SO amrisha :)

by Jaanks February 7, 2010

Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.

Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.

by SweetV January 26, 2010

Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.

Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.

by Amish Donut July 14, 2014

Anishka

Anishka may be an Indian name, but it doesn't have to be. You can be whatever you want with this name. You can be an armadillo, a pigeon, a parrot, an anything. She is also so amazing and the smartest person alive. There is no one smarter than her. She should not be allowed to walk on the ground, since she is basically god. If you know an Anishka, consider yourself lucky. Like damn man, I wish I knew an Anishka

Person 1: I want to know an Anishka right now, I knew one when I was younger, but Anishka is basically god
Person 2: haha loser I know an Anishka.

Person 1: I'm gonna throw you out of a window because I'm so jealous

by monkeysareincredibleandamazing October 25, 2020

Amish Jew

Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!

Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm

by amish jew June 22, 2013