Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.

Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 7, 2024

Ambulance Moment

An Ambulance Moment is a moment of realization. Synonymous with: aha moment; epiphany.

I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!

by bigfinger January 29, 2024

《¤》Ambulance《¤》ambulance《¤》Ambulance《¤》

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😱:《¤》Ambulance《¤》ambulance《¤》Ambulance《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Homegirl Ambulance

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😱:Homegirl Ambulance

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example chocolates, on an ambulance. Usually on the windscreen or door, for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022

ampulance

amputation inside an ambulance.

After that crash, John had to be ampulanced.

by Snipegineer September 23, 2011